Mrs. Doubtfire kept me positive when my dad left us.
Hook made me glad that I didn’t fit in.
and Dead Poet Society completely changed the way I think.
Much love to someone who I’ve never met, yet has impacted me more that I can say.
my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself
just interrupting your day to let you know that it takes a sloth 42 hours to have sex
1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”
2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.
3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.
4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.
5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.
6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.
7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.
8. Because feminists just need to chill out.
9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.
10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.
There’s a fucking womanifesto for you.
I checked it on Google, THIS IS REAL. HOLY CRAP NO I CAN’T TAKE THIS. What do you mean, there will be no chocolate wtf. O.O GO PLANT MORE COCOA TREES NOW OHMYGOD.
It’s not just about cocoa trees, many farmers are refusing to work because they are being paid VERY low wages.
i hate that “LOL SO IF WOMEN ARE EQUAL CAN I PUNCH YOU” shit bc 1 in 3 women are abused
y’all are already punching us
the issue is that we’d like you to stop
Also if the first thing your mind goes to is “now I can punch women with no repercussions fucking sweet!” MAYBE YOU HAVE ISSUES
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
fucking zooming in on the cats face like “shit i’ve been trapped”